{"product_id":"doormat-welcome-to-the-shitshow-funny-coir-welcome-mat","title":"Doormat — \"Welcome to the Shitshow\" Funny Coir Welcome Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e24\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.02 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.59 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Welcome guests with a cheeky welcome that sets the tone before the door swings open. This natural coconut coir doormat brings rugged texture and bold personality to your entryway — the dense, grade-A coir fibers scrape shoes clean while the subtle printed message raises a grin. The sturdy black vinyl backing grips the porch surface so the mat stays put through comings and goings and quick weather, and the 24\" × 16\" size fits most front steps or apartment thresholds. Built from sustainably sourced coir and assembled in the USA, it’s a practical, low-fuss piece that keeps dirt out and attitude in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Standard size 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm) suits most doorways\u003cbr\u003e- Mainly designed for outdoor use — holds up to foot traffic and light weather\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Wild River","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50523554152582,"sku":"32038416566554990146","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/4151\/2582\/files\/11363150407231497832_2048.jpg?v=1790473942","url":"https:\/\/brokenspokecosd.com\/products\/doormat-welcome-to-the-shitshow-funny-coir-welcome-mat","provider":"Broken Spoke Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}